What I'll be teaching my future SON.

First nugget of true wisdom I will be dropping on my Son is that Life, women, society, school, work, chores, etc. are all Games. Games that are parts of one big Game. I will be conditioning this as soon as he can comprehend it.

And like any other Game, there are skills, traits, and knowledge you must apply in order to excel. There are risks, there are penalties, and there are rewards.

And like any other Game, there will be people who are naturally better than you are. There will be people who are already eons ahead of you in the Game, and yes you will compete head to head with them in the Game of Life. There's a invisible, but very present, general ranking system in this Game and you at first may never encounter some of the higher ranks, but even if you never do, you must be more than prepared.

And you will learn from them. Understand them, understand the Game and how they play it, and emulate them.

You will not be the tallest in the universe. You won't be the strongest in the universe. You won't be the funniest, or the most handsome, or the richest, or the smartest, or the most honest, etc.

No one is.

And that shit is okay.

The Game wasn't created for absolutely everyone to win in it. It is highly unfair, and you will never, ever complain or feel bad about that.

You will not complain rhetorically about shit like "Why can't humans fly naturally like birds? Why can't I go Super Saiyan? Why can't life be 100% perfect? Why do women have to go through monthly menstral cycles? Why must childrearing be so stressful and painful? Why do Men have to go through so much? Why is it women & children are considered more valuable than Men in society? Why are women valued more for their bodies, but men valued for so much more? Why isn't Life fair?"

I will personally drop kick you into a volcano if you ever insist with these stupid, pointless questions.

You will instead invest all of that energy into finding ways to improve yourself as a human being and applying those ways in order to refine yourself. As a mater of fact, that is the Game's #1 Rule: Life isn't fair and you will get over that. The sooner you rationalize this & find peace with this, you will be way ahead of anyone in the Game.

Men and women are not the same, and they are judged based on different standards, and were created by the universe/Mother Nature/Natural Selection to compliment eah other. Ying Yang. You as a Man you are upheld to a certain standard, i.e. be an emotional rock, be logical, be fit, be social & humorous, dominant, masculine, etc. and women are upheld to another, i.e. nurturing, vulnerable, bubbly, feminine, family-oriented, submissive. This will be the the first thing you understand and get over, no matter how many feminists and SJWs argue otherwise and try to create a degenerate dystopia of androgenous work bees that would be easier to manipulate and control.

Naturally, as a Man you will have more burdens than any average woman or child will ever have, with MUCH less than help from society. You will think this is unfair and shitty. But I will teach you to handle all of this. And you will then actually appreciate what it is to be a real Man.

As I said, you won't be the absolute best of the best at everything in the universe - get over that - but even though you won't be the smartest, richest, sexiest, tallest, funniest, etc., I will make sure you are at the peak of your limitations (should you have any) in these areas.

Peak of your height (daddy 6'2" master race), peak of your fitness & strength, you are as handsome as you can possibly be, you will make sure you are as funny as you can be, you will ensure you are as rich as you can possibly be, and you will make sure you are as healthy (physically & mentally) as you can possibly be.

Everything else falls into place, my son.

You must always be escalating your progress. That momentum will break through any obstacle.

There isn't a finish line or a cap for improving as a human being, nor improving as a Man.

And like every other Game you'll play, you will learn to find amazing amusement in just simply participating and playing the game with your peers. Because Life is the BEST, most rewarding Game you'll ever play. You will find great pride, excitement and amusement in showing off your skills in the Game to others. You will learn to get addicted to climbing the ranks of the Game, you will learn to love the grind of the Game, you will learn to become absolutely addicted to improvement in order to excel in the Game.

By the time you hit 13, you will be a state champion in some sport (likely wrestling) with a list of girls conquered that rivals even your father's.

In conclusion, have great fun & amusement working hard at everything, no matter what it is, and ensure you satisfyingly reward yourself for doing so.

I love you, my son.